Free Luxury Cottage

Deluxe toilets (with a glass ceiling)

The free Cottage

My second given name is Christopher, referring the saint boss of travelers (that had given his very own coat to a small kid passing by) and well I might be aptly named as the ayurvedic resort had my room booked for someone else the first night I was to spend there so the good man Feroz (the manager) has me enjoying the pleasures of the resorts luxury suite. That was a pretty nice beginning of treatment, despite having to wake up a 6 in the morning.

Then I had a suitable room but without any real desk so I would haphazardly lay in bed doing computer activities or for reading but it was uncomfortable. Speaking of, having yoga at 7am is pretty amazing, less so the fact that mosquitoes are out at that time so I asked if there was any other places. So the manager had us do yoga on a rooftop, right next to coconut tree peaks. Really nice atmosphere plus on the top of a building removed from the main compound, and I saw decent tables pertaining to height and I enquired if I could move there. So they moved me there, the rooms are obviously superior but to no extra charge^^

It seems the manager appreciates me. Here’s a little thought on different ways to see one situation. Apparently I am the only patient guest right now, it is early season. One could think that because I am the only one on treatment the shouldn’t give away any leeway pertaining to price. On the other hand, they seem to be quite grateful, I wouldn’t be surprised if its simply the clinic’s people usual nature, yet I get discounts perhaps because I am the only one. Also it was a nice idea to check the place out in person as they gave me the low season price instead of the internet price (overall a good 35 % less). But let us close the Braggling portion of this post.

            Ayurveda :

As I said in the previous post I am undergoing and Ayurvedic treatment. Both out of curiosity and also for my skin, as I hold within my genetic code the ability to manifest Psoriasis.

And its been quite the adventure having a chronic illness that reacts to so many different factors such as stress, laundry, food, emotional state, pollution, humidity, sun and climate overall.

Classic public pool?

            The cure is, at the time of writing, threefold. I drink what is called Ghee at 6am and 10pm. something like 2 centiliters of what feels like rancid warm nut oil with added salt.

            For the first three days at least they have given bodydhara, which is unassuming but quite intense as I am lying down on a table naked but for a piece of cloth and two therapists pour upon my supple body liberal amount of hot water. Its color is brown and with strong herbal and earthy scents emanate. At some times it even feels like a light massage despite it being only hot water falling. Also it does get me in intense states as my body heats up and also It seems to liberate old psychological dirt, old negative thoughts come to mind in a way of saying goodbye.

North cliff with all the boutiques and restaurants

Quite the experience having two people dedicated to bathe you for an hour. I am then dried and oiled. The first day a couple hour after I felt extremely drained as if I was going to loose consciousness, which was very impressive. Another impressive aspect of it is that my skin has improved amazingly, perhaps the fastest in all of my fading history with the affection. at first I has signed up for ten days, on the second day I choose two weeks and on the fourth 21 days.

            I eat mostly salted oats (occasionally rice) with lentils and greens alike green beans okra and cabbage, most recently it has become less and less solid. Add to that liberal amounts of liquid. I am not to drink cold or room temperature water so they produce thermos’ with hot herbal tea of all sorts. Oh I also ate some sort of seed that tasted like sauna smell (in my salted porridge). I mean the herbal smell, fortunately I didn’t eat seeds that taste like a bunch of naked Scandinavian people’s sweat.

            Since then It has been a full week and the skin is continuing to go better, boredom starts to rear its teaching head. Also they have upped my daily dose of ghee and replaced the nightly one by the most horrible thing I have ever “drank”. Picture dry earth mixed with some water to create a sort of crunch sandy paste that tastes extremely bitter, now think of a full longdrink glass. I gagged a couple of times and had to finish with a spoon. My doctor just told me that I am having to drink that for a week, one glass per night. Still six more nights, it has instantaneously become the most challenging aspect of the cure. Of yeah and it gives both diarrhea and stomach cramps. Oh joy. Perhaps I m regretting choosing 21 days instead of 10 (I would have finished tomorrow)

Glorious luscious hair

Bald and alone

           

            And so I shaved my head, as asked by my doctor and well it’s a sound decision as I did have some on my head (its where the psoriasis all started) and it has proven quite the purveyor of novel experiences. A random man on the beach, part of a bachelor party posse, told me that I looked cute and that he loved my head. He subsequently went and took my head in his hand to connect our foreheads. A dog has licked my scalp during yoga. I’m now putting sunscreen not only on my face but simply the whole of my head. And I’ve had mosquito bites up there as well. The sensation itself is pretty interesting as sometimes it feels like I have “ghost hair” when I go to pass my hand through my hair and it just feels like I am rubbing a very thin coarse rug. Or when I rise out of the water and shake my head to settle my non existent hair.

Hair no more!

            One thing I had never thought of before is my relationship to my hair and seduction, and I’ll admit feeling less confident now that I am bald. Certainly an unforeseen consequence of actual cultural norms I’ve been brought up with. Nonetheless that and the very different culture, one of which I lack many codes to understand how seduction works and if there is any allowed in my actual whereabouts do create quite the challenging situation. Also pertaining to the “available” it’s the whole 2014 cruise ship situation all over again, elders and couples abound and I find myself retiring into a shell of deception and ancient timidity. But as with all things this too shall pass as well as this is a legitimate experience in itself.

on the way between my room and the
 dinning area

            I do try and consider my actual predicament with the tolerance one would with someone in the hospital undergoing treatment for a chronic illness but I’ve always considered my condition minor, even despite the intense obviousness and perhaps gnarlyness that I have experienced in the past. Time to accept, grieve and say goodbye. It has been somewhat of a companion I must admit. The sort of love-hate destructive relationship but that created comfort and stability. However weird that feels. But it is an illness and I would so love to live normally pertaining to that. Furthermore, in a society cruelly extreme when it comes to body image. Especially in the last ten years where our models have become genuine aliens. Our conscious mental certainly is aware of the disasters Photoshop has set upon our self worth, and even then it does take an effort to remind ourselves that that beautiful, picture perfect woman, selling absurd unrelated wares alike plastic bags. In the oversized advertising plastered everywhere is a created image much more than a picture, more akin to a painting actually. So we have to remember and then actually put in the effort to undo the brain washing on a conscious level all the while our subconscious takes it as gospel and shines that sordid light back to us in our deepest yearnings.

            But I digress, so yeah I’m bald and alone and it does have its merits.

Funny and super fast tiny crab
       

              Faser and Tania

Yup its pretty easy meeting Keralans, as I was floating in the ocean for my morning routine I made a few strides to catch up the distance the current had made me drift. It brought me closer to a smiling face, so naturally we entertained small talk, I’m from Geneva Switzerland here for a cure and overall traveling the world, he’s Faser native from Varkala and works in Abu Dhabi, here for some home vacation. So we swam together further into the ocean. As he said “come on let’s swim”.

Bigger (more or less one foot) and thankfully not as fast of a crab 

 Then he saw Tania’s bobbing face and greeted her. Apparently they met enjoying the same morning routine. So here comes this at 60+ Ukrainian woman who goes on explaining that she looked at me going into the water and followed pursuit as it is scary to be alone^^

            Eventually Faser leaves for the shore and Tania asks me to tell her when I will run aground again. So here we are chilling in the ocean and she starts singing ukraninan songs!!!

That was so awesome! So here I am in Kerala oceanic shallows and I meet the awesome Ukrainian mom (or perhaps grand ma) and she goes telling me about her kids and how to greet people in Ukrainian. All that as I am planning on going to Ukraine in a couple months!

The end of the afternoon

We went back to shore but the landing was quite intense as the waves were rigorously energetic for cause of the far presence of a distancing cyclone. I must admit getting washed thoroughly by the waves a couple of times. But I wasn’t going to let her cope with the dangerous waves alone. As you pretty much have guessed it all went well in the end^^

Big fire ball!

            Languages

So as I have said in passing last post, their relationship to language is quite different. Alos its pretty odd when I started adopting their way of speaking, accent and formaulation in order to be easier understood but mostly born from a desire to share like them. One of my favorites relationship to languges are in their acceident prevention slogans one can find in diferent districts. I ve jotted a few down for our pleasure:

“Speed thrills but kills”

“Accident bring tears, safety bring cheers”

“Don’t be daring, be caring”

and my favorite

“Accident is painful, safety is gainful”

also I saw in passing one “google men’s wear” as well as a “facebook men’s wear” both using nonchalantly the official logos and design of the aforementioned companies. Also a “Like “ store with the now world famous blue thumb up logo.

I think this slogan was for a sort of Tupperware company “ Family plastics, the virgin moulder ” needless to say that among all the natural, cultural and environmental wonders I keep on discovering these small very savory tid bit are very much enjoyed as well.

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cheers